Carmen Willis Day

-n.- A festival held annually on Feb. 8th to celebrate the legacy and life of said Carmen Willis. In a small village, the villagers would traditionally fill miniature cowboy hats with Picante Salsa and place them upon the head of their penis (similar to a bucket on a tree limb.) There is determined a winner, who gets the honor of having a Frankfurter (or turkey dog substitute) forced into their anal cavity by the second place recipient. The traditional garb worn at this festival is a mumu and wooden shoes similar to that found within Sweden.

"Man, the tip of my penis is still sore from last year's Carmen Willis Day!"

by CW Day Association July 12, 2009

fish willy day

fish willy day is a day where u chop off a fishs willy. celebrated on september 10.

Maria: tyler why do u have a fish willy in ur hand?!
tyler: its fish willy day!!

by urmomsfat69 January 1, 2022

National Wet Willy Day

On May 4th it’s National Wet Willy Day. It’s a day for all men to finally get their dick wet or dip it in again.

“Hey Eugene you ready for National Wet Willy Day?”

by Kacklemore April 12, 2019

National Blame Everything On Willy Day

Blame all of your problems and failures on Willy.

National Blame Everything On Willy Day falls on every February 14th because you can blame everything on him. For example the reason why you don’t have a valentine. Just blame it on Willy!

by Willy Sullivan February 5, 2020

International Vinnie’s Willy Day

Suck anyone called Vinnie or Vinny for the whole day.

OH MY GOD I BETTER LICK VINNIE’S PENIS BECAUSE ITS International Vinnie’s Willy Day

by BigChopper69Man September 24, 2022

WILLY DAY

the 1year anniversary of willywonkatiktok//3rd may/

hey its willy day!!

by dukes.nonexistent.sneeze May 3, 2021