An erection that is caused by the need to urinate and is purely non sexual.
Most often occurring in male humans, specifically prominent when the owner of the penis wakes up in the morning.
The word fuses the words "wee" and "erection".
Aka: "Peerection".
Joseph woke up with a peerection.
Joseph: Hey Jenny, I woke up with a weerection this morning!
Jenny: My name is not Jenny, it is Penis Chopper 3000 and I have come to earth to chop your penis off.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'