An erection that is caused by the need to urinate and is purely non sexual.
Most often occurring in male humans, specifically prominent when the owner of the penis wakes up in the morning.
The word fuses the words "wee" and "erection".
Aka: "Peerection".
Joseph woke up with a peerection.
Joseph: Hey Jenny, I woke up with a weerection this morning!
Jenny: My name is not Jenny, it is Penis Chopper 3000 and I have come to earth to chop your penis off.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).