Make things move that should and don't. The opposite of Duct Tape.

Ze Lifeforce. WD 40 is the multipurpose lubricant in a can. It can be purchased in a vast array of sizes, from the small home-use bottle to massive industrial size. Recommended for anything that doesn't move, but should, not recommended for use as a cooking spray. Also handy for fine tuning flame thrower abilities.

multipurpose spray lube. in appalachia, its pronounce "wub deh furd"

Term of derision about a certain individual who shall remain nameless. When the subject of a social occasion or gathering is mentioned, the individual manages to come up with multiple reasons why they cannot partake. Such excuses are usually comical in nature and in most cases are the result of the limited social aspirations of said individual. The number 40 is in reference to the quantity of excuses used to weasel out of any social event.