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Wet And Messy sex. Describes a fetish of sorts that envolves getting covered with some form of goopy messy substance. This can be either food, such as eggs, chocolate sauce, pancake batter, truffle oil, etc. Or a non-food delight like mud, sweet crude oil, plaster and the like. To me this should be the normal porn material, and freaky "dry and clean sex" would be a fetish.
Sweetheart, did you get the groceries?
Yes, and I picked up corn syrup and veal pate, and an extra shower curtain for our WAM night
by Craiglor August 26, 2005
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Walking Around Money. Monies given to you by your sugar daddy/sugar momma for you to spend freely.
What, you're out of cash? Why isn't your man givin you any WAM? My man gives me WAM all the time because he knows he won't get any booty otherwise.
by Javelina June 23, 2005
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It's a song off the new fall out boy album.
Most people think it stands for Waitress, Actress, Model, Singer
w.a.m.s. is a cool song
by penguin202 March 31, 2009
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Work Avoidance Mode - You are at work, and you are avoiding it, the boss, and anyone else that might cause you to be a responsible and productive member of the workforce.
I am deeply ensconced in WAM. Haven't done shit in 8 hours. Ain't gonna do shit either. In fact, I'll have to back in to the pay window this week.
by sekots December 14, 2006
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originates from the phrase whats happening, shortened to what happen, shortened to wam, from the caribbean
wam dog, wam g, wam
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My Grandmother Gave me some WAM and dropped me off at the Arcade so I can play Mortal Combat and Street Fighter.
by Kylemotron April 13, 2008
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A happy wife is a wife with a little bit of WAM in her pocket.
by splatnikGanglion June 23, 2005
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