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panties in a wad 

to get all upset over something trivial, as if one's underwear has rolled up into an uncomfortable ball between one's butt cheeks
Cheri: "Did you see what he did to my iPod? I can't believe he put that song on there."
Bobbi: "Oh don't get your panties in a wad over it, you can always take it off."
panties in a wad by nerak January 2, 2007

Wad-In-A-Bowl 

(n) What most Star Trek, Star Wars, and graphic novel fans would have become if their parents had foreseen their pitiful, obsessive adult existences before engaging in the act that created them.
George and Mary watched in shame as their 30 year old son Kyle ascended from his basement bedroom in full costume and jabbering excitedly about what would be his twelfth Comic Con in as many months. As he waited in the front yard for the rest of his unemployed friends, they wondered if mankind would have better served if they have put the Wad-In-A-Bowl.

swallow a wad 

A deragatory phrase similar to "eat a dick" or "fuck off"
Girl - "You're an asshole"
Guy - "Swallow a wad"
swallow a wad by Ryan Q October 11, 2005
Kind of like A weird, but desperate too. wad, weird And desperate
such a useful one for when you're trying to describe a guy but can't quite find the words.

this one's reserved for guys
What's wrong with him, Flozz?
I don't know, he's just... just weird and...
He's a Wad?

Weird and desperate? for sure, that's neat Willa, you're so clever.
a wad by love from the convent January 22, 2019

Pantys in a wad

When a person has a attitude or is in a bad mood
Kate currently has her pantys in a wad
Pantys in a wad by Jake daddy 1244 October 10, 2021

put a wad on you

putting a contract out on another person like a hit.
I'm gonna hafta put a wad on you for that