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F.M.L.S.W.A.D. 

to be completely in all ways screwed and in trouble. NOOOOO hope. The act of failing miserably with no chance to make up for your actions. actual meaning for acronym is fuck my life sideways with a dildo.
ur mom walks in on u having sex ur life is over so this would be a "F.M.L.S.W.A.D."moment.
F.M.L.S.W.A.D. by fmlsawd man! July 27, 2010
Acronym for What a douche. Probably used in texting to refer to someone else, or in conversation to remain mostly polite. Like WTF, but more direct.
"So, did you hear that Frank decided to call that chick anyway after she told him off at the bar?"
"Yeah, I did, w.a.d."
W.a.d. by totalg33k October 21, 2013
S.W.A.D. is an acronym for various meanings.

Examples are such as:
- Squad Without A Dick
-Secretly We Are Dicks
-Sex Without A Dick

and so on.

Most meanings are associated with groups of people that are viewed negatively by the public, usually because of their lack of common sense.

And also because they're a pile of dicks.

It could also be known as a really bad sex position that only the S.W.A.D.s enjoy.
Eg 1 - Joe: Man, did you know Mark's a S.W.A.D.?
Eg 2- You can tell from afar that Joel's group is a S.W.A.D.
Eg 3 - Did you know Joshua pulled a S.W.A.D. on me in bed last night? What a freak.
S.W.A.D by bobsandvegane April 20, 2018
Abbreviation for "What a Dick" ... Used on AIM , MSN , and other instant messaging programs ....
Goerge says "Yo, I wrecked my car into a tree last night"
Tom replied " W.a.D."
w.a.d. by Azn Coolio February 15, 2007
This is more of an acronym more than just a word. W.A.D.D stands for With All Due Disrespect.
So when someone has an opinion that you disagree with and you truly don't respect the person you just say. W.A.D.D.,With All Due Disrespect, you're an idiot so blank off
W.A.D.D. by Ace Goldstein July 5, 2012
Yo man this girl was going to suck my dick then I told her I had a W.A.D and then she slapped me and said hell no
W.A.D by pimp daddy lil man August 2, 2009