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1. N. Male with hilariously small deformed penis and testicles that reside in woman’s purse.

2. V. To not uphold your word or deal.
Have you seen that new porn genre Vondrak? It’s insane that someone’s genitalia could be so small.

Tony and I made a deal, but then he went full Vondrak on me.
Vondrak by ta4877 April 19, 2019
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vondruke 

A curse word you use when someone misplaces your baby. Yes it is an actual curse word.
It was right after we delivered it..I, uh, went out to grab a bite to eat, I forgot I had him with me. Then I met some friend's for a beer, went to a Bodine's concert, and, son of a vondruke, if I didn't leave him at the concert hall. Thank god they had him, the next day at lost and found. Then I just flat out lost him.
vondruke by MaximumTravis May 4, 2003

Vondruke 

You vondruke!
Vondruke by Adam Lenhart December 23, 2003
Vondran: Totally awesome and resoudingly bad ass. To be one with awesomeness. To posess the ability to lasso a wild unicorn with one arm while continuously bitch slapping a polar bear with the other. The ability to posess the superkickslappunch. The ability to perform round house kicks at lightning speed. Raped Mother nature and kicked father times ass.
Man he is such a Vondran, all dudes want to be like him and gay dudes want to be with him, except Vondrans cant be gay so that cant happen.

Did you see how haggard your mom looks?
Yeah she got Vondran'd pretty hard last night
Vondran by sir vix broozer June 28, 2010

jack vondrachek 

the best member of milkk. (don’t tell the others.) deserves more appreciation than he gets.
jack vondrachek is the best
jack vondrachek by milkkie April 3, 2019

Vondrasek 

A word for someone who is very tall for their age
That Thomas is such a Vondrasek! He is very tall
Vondrasek by Tass1 September 2, 2017