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A curse word you use when someone misplaces your baby. Yes it is an actual curse word.
It was right after we delivered it..I, uh, went out to grab a bite to eat, I forgot I had him with me. Then I met some friend's for a beer, went to a Bodine's concert, and, son of a vondruke, if I didn't leave him at the concert hall. Thank god they had him, the next day at lost and found. Then I just flat out lost him.
by MaximumTravis May 04, 2003

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n. 1. A being that is part robot, and part human. {cyb(ernetic) + org(anism)}. 2. A human who has certain physiological processes aided or controlled by mechanical or electronic devices.

adj. A fate worse, or on par with death.

v. 1. To turn someone into a part robot part human being. 2. To add mechanical or electrical devices to someone in order to make them, better, faster and/or stronger than they could previously ever have been.
n. That cyborg just assimilated your mother into the collective.

n. That cyborg has laser eyes. He knows what I'm thinking. It comes as no surprise. The Christmas lights are blinking.
He's so curious
He's so curious
He's so curious
And he's got laser eyes.

adj. A cop goes to cuba to discover whether his missing brother is dead, alive, or cyborg.

v. I'm sorry to report this to you Mrs. Johnson, but on Tuesday, January 20th, your son Billy was confirmed cyborged in action.
by maximumtravis January 20, 2004

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A hollow chocolate ball that contains candy inside. There also may be stickers or other small toys inside.
It's candy in chocolate in foil in a box!
by maximumtravis January 19, 2004

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A Ronald McFatass is anyone who happens to be both morbidly obese and a redhead. They tend to spend most of their time indoors as even the slightest amount of sunlight can either give them instant skin cancer or cause them to combust.
Person 1: Wow, look at that fatty.
Person 2: Yeah they're huge. Huge, and a red head.
Person 1: No kidding. What a Ronald McFatass.
by MaximumTravis January 21, 2004

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One who Photosynthesizes.
See Photosynthesis
Guy 1: Dude, I totally just converted CO2 in the environment into oxygen.
Guy 2: Shit man, you're a Photosynthesist.
by MaximumTravis December 17, 2006

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A trend of sorts. Involves drinking, not doing things that one should do(i.e. work, school, one's girlfriend, etc). Almost always drunkxcore involves looking like a slob.
That stained t-shirt and those glazed eyes are awesome. You haven't been to class in 3 months. Dude, you're so drunkxcore.
by MaximumTravis December 17, 2006

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A bichastard is someone who is whiney, i.e. a bitch, and/or fucks you over in some way similar to a bastard.

Originates from the necessity to have a word that describes someone who can be simultanously bitchy and bastardly.
Guy#1: Dude, are you gonna let that guy get away with cutting you off?!
Guy#2: No fucking way! I'm gonna run that fucking bichastard off the road!
by MaximumTravis March 29, 2005

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