vonage

a shitty phone supplier that uses broadband.

"Damn yo where yo get dat tight vonage, wait speak up i cant hear you"

by Russel March 22, 2005

vonage

Pronounced Voh-nauj
Verb
Specifically the act of sticking a tongue in and out of a woman's introitus.

Can also be used as a noun e.g. I want some vonage.

Hey pretty girl I would love to vonage you tonight.

by The Basha March 9, 2006

Vonage-a-trois

A 3-way telephone call where all 3 people in the conversation are using the Vonage VOIP telephone service ( www.vonage.com ).

Last night, I was part of a fun Vonage-a-trois with Chris and Sarah.

by Justin February 16, 2005

boy Vonage

Da "have a nice trip" farewell-phrase dat you tell a chick who's about to set out to seek her dream guy, whom she hopes will be as handsome as one of da cute dudes featured in da famous orange-and-blue-logo telecommunications-service ads.

If da dumb blonde who went to swim wif da sharks ("Honey, look --- DOLPHINS!") actually survived said "stupid decision", perhaps her asleep-on-da-beach-towel "honey" told her afterwards, "Boy Vonage" when she was ready to chase after da dude driving da bright-orange-wif-yellow-flames-painted retro-van who had tossed her da telecommunications-offer box, so dat she could get him to help her sign up for said economy-priced services.

by QuacksO November 30, 2021