A genius. To call Vitaly's understanding of the world "above-average" is an insult. Omniscient is more like it.
by Mohammed Ahmed Shamhammed February 28, 2006
Used when talking about something you are unable to explain; Also used regarding something crazy that leaves you at a loss for words.
by The “Vitalious” June 30, 2022
That dude is such a vitaly; he brought those two chicks to the party that were still in high school!
by Johnson999 December 1, 2011
Vitalis is one of the most eccentric individuals you could meet. Everyday is different with one around. Fun-loving, crazy, and stands out in a crowd.
Who’s that dancing in the quad?
Oh that’s just Vitalis.
Who’s that dancing in the quad?
Oh that’s just Vitalis.
Vitalis is amazing
by Huffý February 11, 2020
A Vitali is a slang expression that can imply a number of characteristics correlated to an internet personality originally named v1tal1. This legendary poster earned serious e-cred on the sherdog BBS as well as many other notable BBS. Someone called a Vitali is one or more of the following:
1. Excessively Emo (gay-esque, but w/o teh bumsechs)
2. Excessively Brilliant
3. Someone who pretends to be a woman to pwn gnoobs and reinforce the concept of "there are no weemuns on the intraweb".
4. A gimmick loving newb gnutthugger that aspires to be like the original v1tal1.
5. A suspected alter-ego of the real v1tal1
1. Excessively Emo (gay-esque, but w/o teh bumsechs)
2. Excessively Brilliant
3. Someone who pretends to be a woman to pwn gnoobs and reinforce the concept of "there are no weemuns on the intraweb".
4. A gimmick loving newb gnutthugger that aspires to be like the original v1tal1.
5. A suspected alter-ego of the real v1tal1
by Wamrage January 4, 2007
Someone who never stops eating and is going to be a fat ass bitch when hes older, and thinks the earth will burn up if there is no moon, thinks the Russians won WW2
by P3C February 22, 2004
one who speaks little english, has bronze tan and is often found in a wal-mart. vitalies often posses a green thumb. they have a knack for getting dirty and picking cucumbers. But not to use as toys.
by samantha1171 October 1, 2010