Top Definition
one who speaks little english, has bronze tan and is often found in a wal-mart. vitalies often posses a green thumb. they have a knack for getting dirty and picking cucumbers. But not to use as toys.
(girl1)OMG did you see that guy at wal-mart,

(girl2) yes! he had a vitalie bronze tan!
by samantha1171 October 01, 2010

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