2. My victimitis and diabetes is flaring up, it is not my fault as I only had 1 two-liter of Sunkist, 2 breakfast sandwiches from McDonalds and am finally down to 300 pounds.
3. It is not my fault that I was fired, I suffer from victimitis and only called in sick 23 days last year.
4. It is not my fault that I was forced to declare bankruptcy, on top of my victimitis I had to buy my wife some gastric bypass surgery, a follow-up tummy tuck, and a $900 bicycle that I am to fat to ride.