6 definitions by elsaabka
by elsaabka October 20, 2023
Victimitis is a very fatal disease that turns infected people into victims in every situation possible. The prevalence of this disease among the US population has remarkably increased during the last decade or so. There are no official statistics, but a couple of experts indicated that it is higher than ever!
The final stage of this disease is called SJW. SJW is the stage of Victimitis infection that occurs when the infected individual's sense of reason is badly damaged and they become vulnerable to opportunistic infections like feminism, identity politics, pretentious-PTSD, etc. Places with a higher risk of exposure are, but not limited to: Tumblr (Do not travel), Gender Studies Departments (reconsider travel), BuzzFeed (Exercise increased caution), safe spaces (Do not travel), Twitter (Exercise normal precautions).
Victimitis is highly viral; however, the disease distribution is affected by the geographic location and the political scene. In the US, it has a higher prevalence in the East Coast (especially Maryland) and the west coast (specifically, California).
The final stage of this disease is called SJW. SJW is the stage of Victimitis infection that occurs when the infected individual's sense of reason is badly damaged and they become vulnerable to opportunistic infections like feminism, identity politics, pretentious-PTSD, etc. Places with a higher risk of exposure are, but not limited to: Tumblr (Do not travel), Gender Studies Departments (reconsider travel), BuzzFeed (Exercise increased caution), safe spaces (Do not travel), Twitter (Exercise normal precautions).
Victimitis is highly viral; however, the disease distribution is affected by the geographic location and the political scene. In the US, it has a higher prevalence in the East Coast (especially Maryland) and the west coast (specifically, California).
- I opened the door for a fat girl yesterday and she was offended
- why?
- She said I am sexist because she can open it herself
- She must be infected with victimitis!
- why?
- She said I am sexist because she can open it herself
- She must be infected with victimitis!
by elsaabka August 7, 2018
A self-proclaimed "comedian" and YouTuber who somehow managed to amass a following despite possessing all the charm of a wet sock. Known for his signature style of lazily dissecting and mocking other content creators under the guise of "critique," Ethan has perfected the art of recycling outdated memes and regurgitating the same tired jokes. He has become the embodiment of mediocrity and a cautionary tale for anyone considering a career in online entertainment. Approach with extreme caution, as prolonged exposure to his videos may result in severe brain cell loss and an uncontrollable urge to slam your head into a wall.
Person A: Have you seen that latest Ethan Klein video?
Person B: Yeah, I unfortunately stumbled upon it. My brain cells are still recovering.
Person B: Yeah, I unfortunately stumbled upon it. My brain cells are still recovering.
by elsaabka June 19, 2023
- Hey dude, I have some Cyanide, do you want to high-die with me?
- Can you go high on Cyanide?
- Your soul will..
- Can you go high on Cyanide?
- Your soul will..
by elsaabka June 24, 2018
The part projecting above the mouth on the face of a person or animal, containing the nostrils and used for breathing and smelling.
by elsaabka January 4, 2019
The way a racist white person describes a black person that agrees with them in their social and political views.
by elsaabka December 9, 2020