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Hillbilly heroin as I call it.And I love it.I take it when I go out with my friends so I dont end up drinking.No hangovers and I can socialize freely w/ out feeling like a wallflower.No one ever knows they just think I'm happy but really I'm flying like a frickin' kite.Lost my sex-drive though,shit who cares I'm in love with vic!Seeing Dr. tomorrow and she'll probally take me off it,I'm sad we will be breaking up,but it's for the best I guess.Meanwhile,I'll still be checking peoples medicine cabinets,they always have good shit lingering around,what the hell is wrong with them,unfinished vicodin or oxy's,thank you I'll be taking the last of that!
Irritating co-workers,stupid people,everyday stress,pop a couple vicodins and everythings sweet!Feels like a rush and everyones your friend.Can get irrtable and edgy though
by whoregirl March 04, 2009
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Vicodin is a prescription opiate painkiller typically prescribed for pain associated with surgery. When taken long term it can be very addictive.

When used as directed for pain, it does a very nice job of eliminating pain and producing a calm feeling that it both unobtrusive and pleasant.
When taken recreationally in low doses, a feeling of tiredness washes over one typically 1-2 hours after ingestion. If you lie down, you feel very understanding, calm, and may feel like you have the solution to every problem in the world. You will not be able to sleep, even though you feel very tired. Dry mouth often occurs, and a mild hangover is not uncommon.
When taken in high doses recreationally, an overpowering feeling of fatigue will force you to a bed or chair. An extremely strong wave of warmth and "fuzzy tinglies" wash over you. You feel like you have never been this stoned in your life. It will make you very stupid, and even unable to speak or think properly. A strong hangover will greet you the next day.

Warnings: In high doses, the acetominophen (tylenol) in vicodin is very toxic to your liver, so it's not a good idea to drink alcohol when under vicodin influence. Also, addiction to vicodin is not uncommon (anyone who's seen house knows what I mean). It can reduce your ability to do simple tasks, such as using the bathroom (I found that out the hard way). It is very fun though. Enjoy
Steve: Hey mike you got the vicodin?
Mike: Yeah man. You want a high or low dose?
Steve: I'm looking to be stoned dude. 8 pills please.
Mike: Here you go. I'll just take four.

Steve: See you in Mars dude.
by naylordude424 November 15, 2009
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A painkiller people take as a drug that numbs ur body and makes you feel really happy. DONT drink with them... that'd suck.
" I just took 3 vicodin..."
by Ann August 16, 2004
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Narcotic (that is, opiate) pain reliever (see 'oxycodone') that the FDA took off the market... not because of its opiate properties (which will block your pain or, if you're not in pain, get you high), but because the company that makes it, to preserve their copywrite and keep it from becoming generic (our slogan: "profits ahead of people"), added enough aceteminophen (Tylenol, APAP) to it to fry your liver. For chronic pain patients, oxycodone is great stuff, and so lots of people were put on Vicodin (the company bribed doctors with freebies and trips, etc., to prescribe it instead of generic oxycodone, that costs less)... then their patients started suffering liver failures and dying. Oh well... they'd made their profits.
I'm one of those chronic pain patients (6 spine surgeries) and don't get high at all from opiates-- the body is smart enough to aim the narcotics at the pain first. If there isn't any pain, you will get high as a kite on 5% of what I take daily... But the acetominophen in the Vicodin would have blown out my liver and killed me, and all for the sake of the multinational pharmaceutical firm's profit/loss margin.

And when you hear this crap about how they have to charge so much because of research costs, try to get a comparison of research and marketing costs for the same drug. Good luck.
by The Fadduh October 24, 2009
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One of the best drugs ever. A narcotic and addictive, though. Used as a pain killer in perescriptions. Better used recreationaly.
Hey, let's go buy some vicodin!
by ZohMyGod November 27, 2006
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Vicodin is a narcotic pain killer prescribed for moderate to severe pain. Contains either 5, 7.5 or 10 mg of hydrocodone (opiate) and 500 - 660 mg tylenol (analgesic). Also is the most common drug that leads people to a progressive opiate addiction problem usually begins with Vicodin then leads to percocet, then morphine and or pure oxycodone. Also the most used opiate for recreational use due to its desirable euphoric high and also its almost universal availability due to it being the #1 opiate prescribed for everything from a toothache to a broken bone or even a post=operative pain remedy.
Man Vicodin sure does help with pain but shit loads of people have became drug addicts from taking it too...
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1. a pill teens take to get 'muffed up' becase they are paraoid little fucks and think the world is out to get them

2. a pill that is proscribed in many dose sizes and used for painkilling after surgery
1 I had a head ache at lunch so mike gave me what i though was tylenol but turnd out to be vicodin and i hada history test the next period ( i aced it)
2 alex had major knee surgery and got a bottle of 600 pills all being 750/10 asnd he (being a good guy ) gave all of his homies 20
by kajtaz_ballin February 04, 2008
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