Susan ate an entire plate of nachos before her date with Todd. She ripped a giant fart as he was pounding her from behind and said "oops I queefed". Later she told her friends the story, and said "luckily my fart wasn't stinky. I was able to pull off a smooth ventriloqueef"

Ventriloqueef by Sticky Rainbows September 26, 2017

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ventriloqueef

when some very talented female ventriloquist queefs but in a last ditch effort to save herself from embaracement makes it sound as if the person next to her queefed

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boyfriend "what was that?"
girlfriend "it wasn't me! it must have been a ventriloqueef"
boyfriend "oh those damned ventriloquists"

ventriloqueef by Ryan Olsman November 22, 2007

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ventriloqueefer

A female that can throw the sound of a her queef across the room has to make it appear that some other female has queefed.

Everybody laughed at Brittany cuz I thought she hat queefed. But in reality no one knew Katie was a ventriloqueefer!

ventriloqueefer by natasGA19666 January 21, 2017

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vantriloqueef

When a woman farts while sleeping on her back and it sneaks up and comes through her snizz.

She was abruptly awaken when the fart snuck out her snizz, causing a vantriloqueef.

vantriloqueef by m0rRi3 May 8, 2024

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