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The term used to define someone that is trying to join your group at a club/party. Playing off the famous painter, signifying that the guy is crazy for trying to join a clique that only knows how to do it big!
Bar Scene: Hanging out with your group of friends, drinking and having a good time. A random/sketchy guy comes up and tries to socially awkwardly join the conversation.

Being Drunk you staight up just say, what's up Van Gogh!
Van Gogh! by vamos a la playa December 31, 2012
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Van Gogh 

The Van Gogh is a sexual act where you start off with small strokes like you are painting a landscape and then you finish with a vibrant end
I van goghed your mum
I’m gonna van gogh you
He van goghed me yesterday
Van Gogh by Women Moment November 12, 2020

Van Gogh 

To ejaculate on a girl in an attempt to paint a picture on her stomach

One usually stares at the painted picture to admire its beauty

verb: "I hope I can van gogh her tonight"
I just van goghed her last night man, it was awesome
Van Gogh by Bitches1 April 16, 2009

Van Gogh 

Van Gogh; noun. Referring to the grand master himself, the phrase Van Gogh is used to describe a female of outstanding natural beauty, otherwise referred to as a 'Fitty'. No further clarification is needed.

See also Monet and Picasso

'Check out than Van Gogh over there'
'I pulled a Van Gogh last night'

e.g. Kate Beckinsale, Jennifer Love-Hewit, Melissa Theuriau
Van Gogh by Fresher December 28, 2005

Van Gogh 

v.; to cut off one's own ear.
That music was so bad I Van Goghed myself to relieve the pain.

Van Gogh 

An Increasingly rare Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle who often hides from the world in the sewer and never comes out in daytime. His weapon is razor blades which he sadly ends up using on himself. Drinks heavily and watches lots of porn.
Steve- "Johnny Van Gogh from T.M.N.T. make sme wanna kill myself!"
Johnny- "yeah Steve... he's really depressing!"
Van Gogh by batsoup August 24, 2009

van gogh 

A woman who appears to be extremely attractive when observed from a distance. Upon closer examination it is clear to the observer that she is skanky, wrinkly, and/or fat.
Person A: "Gee whiz, that lady over there sure is pretty"
Person B: "Oh no my friend, I checked her out up close. She's a Van Gogh"
Person A: "Fuckin' shit!"
van gogh by oaul March 21, 2007