Jeremiah van guilder 

Guy who runs male minded, practically the best invention to help girls since tampons
Prone to mood swings BUT STILL AWESOME
*reply to this "all I heard.. was moodswings"

practically perfect to all that have known/ seen him via tumblr, a commodity on this planet and an appreciator/psychopath over kittens.
...secretly all followers are kinda scared of what his sarcasticness would translate to in person

1) "God josh .. try to be more like... Jeremiah van guilder"

2) "I like the XX" "what a jeremiah van guilder"

Jeremiah van guilder by #can't be bothered really October 3, 2011

Jeremiah Van Guilder 

Musician, founder of maleminded, and tumblr champ. Got dumped by a crazy chick who wanted to "have fun" in college, but is not interested in any of his silly tumblr fangirls. Occasionally offensive but no more offensive than the smell of your snatch. Probably a freak in bed, but you'll never know, and that's why many tumblr-ettes cry themselves to sleep every night. King of entertaining GIFs and would go gay for Brad Pitt. Get some.

Every female on tumblr: "Jeremiah Van Guilder? Oops, panty splash!"

Jeremiah Van Guilder by visual-inspiration@tumblr October 11, 2011

vanwilder plan 

Vanwilder plan - spending 7 or more years getting a 4 year degree in school

student 1: My parents are cutting me off brah brah
student 2: why?
student 1: Cause I'm on the VanWilder plan dude
student 2: HaHa nice, you've been in school the better part of a decade, why not stay in for another few years and become a doctor?
student 1: Nah F-it. Want to get high?
student 2: no doubt

vanwilder plan by I dont get it im the owner of this email but you wont let me submit it June 11, 2006

bianca vangilder 

This.............a Bianca Vangilder is a VILE creature, whom looks terrible naked and is pretty goddamn fat, and thinks pubes are attractive. On her and her partner. She also appears to have not one, but TWO muffin tops, thats' right people, TWO MUFFINTOPS. In general, dis hoe nasty.

Me: Fuck dude i saw her tits
Friend: So are you going to need glasses for your failing eyesight?
Me: Yeah. bianca vangilder is nasty dude
Friend: No shit.

bianca vangilder by llSkarrll February 14, 2013

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016