An utterly obnoxious 80's arena rock band who had more lead singers than groupies. Origionaly fronted by David Lee Roth, he was replaced by Sammy Hagar, who was later replaced by the former frontman from Extreme.
I remember when Van Halen was cool, then I listened to real music and realized they really really suck
by Keith Kellis May 11, 2005
by Sex Maniac September 8, 2004
to get a person of the opposite sex back to your room under a rather flimsy purpose. Comes from same dialectic area as stribley and Rate
"You've Never heard of Van Halen? Well, come back to my room and i'll play you some." - That is Van Halening
"I Rate Van Halened some girl last night..."
"I Rate Van Halened some girl last night..."
by DanSussex October 23, 2007
I was one of the best guitar players ever. Then, I decided to play keyboards. I needed a pussy singer. I fired Dave then hired the biggest pussy I could think of. Sammy Hagar.
by Pud June 19, 2005
A really good classic rock band but unfortunately most pussies only know about one or two of their albums.
EVERYTHING WITH ROTH ON IT FUCKING ROCKS!
EXPAND YOUR HORIZONS AND DISCOVER THIS KILLER FUCKING BAND.
EVERYTHING WITH ROTH ON IT FUCKING ROCKS!
EXPAND YOUR HORIZONS AND DISCOVER THIS KILLER FUCKING BAND.
Don't even talk to me about Sammy Hagar.
Sammy Hagar is a cheesy dick.He can't sing for fuck compared to Diamond Dave.
Sammy Hagar is a cheesy dick.He can't sing for fuck compared to Diamond Dave.
by Rock & Roll ain't for pussies August 11, 2004
They were a great band untill faggot Sammy Hagar came along. Not only does his voie suck and a bad frontman, but they started playin pop music.
When they had David Lee Roth, the coolest jew ever, they kicked ass. Eddie van Halen is my favoritest (i know thats not a word) guitarist ever, and is right at the top with Malmsteen and Vai.
When they had David Lee Roth, the coolest jew ever, they kicked ass. Eddie van Halen is my favoritest (i know thats not a word) guitarist ever, and is right at the top with Malmsteen and Vai.
Eruption, contrary to what most non-guitarists believe, is not as amazing as some of his other stuff, anmely the opening riff on Hot For Teacher
by IMDan August 11, 2005
A hair rock band from California that could crank out a sound that would turn goat piss into gasoline from 1978 to 1985. During 1985, David Lee Roth, the lead singer, left the group on unhappy terms. His replacement, Sammy Hagar, made something as potent as Van Halen and pussified it so much that it wasn't even recognizable once the change took place.
Listen to "Hot For Teacher" from the "1984" album, then listen to "Why Can't This Be Love" from the "5150" album. "5150" is the rock equivelant of getting your girlfriend pregnant!
by Mikey July 31, 2005