18 definitions by Pud

chutney ferret

fucked company's poster, gnorac.

That poofter gnorac over there, he's a right chutney ferret.

by Pud August 27, 2003

Infusion

Vapid cunt.

See Kiwigirl

by Pud June 5, 2003

Jackwad

Jackwad should be used in mixed company, when you should not use the term "Jagoff"!

Where is that Jackwad bartender?

by Pud May 31, 2005

bitch sized

Adult men under six feet tall.

Another bitch sized lout trying to prove he is a man.

by Pud May 31, 2005

Chicago White Sox

The lesser of two baseball teams in Chicago. Cannot fill their stadium, unless the Cubs are playing at the well named "Cell". Players will take bribes to "fix" a world series. Fans attack elderly coaches from opposing teams. Owners encourage fans to cleanse their repugnant bodies by showering at the ballpark. One Hall of Famer, Frank Thomas, in the last 40 years.

J.R. "Since my basesball team will win this World Series, if they don't take a bribe,let's call for a lockout!"

by Pud June 19, 2005

cock slob

A Cock Slob is a person that takes on as many cocks as possible.

Shelley took on the basketball team again! What a Cockslob!

by Pud August 23, 2004

Bitch

Any woman that pisses me off!

Lobster and the opera and all I get is a handshake? You Bitch!

by Pud May 31, 2005