A sibling sexual act of the Land Shark.
To preform the Dick van Dyke, the man must have their partner get on the ground up side-down, so that their ass is in the air.
The partner then, completely naked, enters the room whilst sining the Dick van Dyke Show theme song. He then trips over a nearby ottoman, thus catapulting him into the air. He then attempts to enter into his hole of choice in his partner.
To preform the Dick van Dyke, the man must have their partner get on the ground up side-down, so that their ass is in the air.
The partner then, completely naked, enters the room whilst sining the Dick van Dyke Show theme song. He then trips over a nearby ottoman, thus catapulting him into the air. He then attempts to enter into his hole of choice in his partner.
Fred: Hey, you wanna come over and watch the game at my place?
Ted: Nah, I'm going to the store to buy an ottoman so I can Dick van Dyke my girlfriend.
Fred: HOT!
Ted: Nah, I'm going to the store to buy an ottoman so I can Dick van Dyke my girlfriend.
Fred: HOT!
by The6thDegree December 14, 2007
The coolest group of girls ever who spent one amazing week living in a house together at the beach and having the fucking time of their lives. They all miss each other greatly now.
by Tabatha November 5, 2003
A stupid fuck thats always fucking up on the job, is usually hung over in the morning and fallsdown a lot when he trips over shit on the jobsite.
by Gorilla May 19, 2004
worst cockney accent ever!!!(in mary poppins)
see also:that guy out of ocean's 11 £ 12 don cheadle i think.
see also:that guy out of ocean's 11 £ 12 don cheadle i think.
by col February 4, 2005
by Arnicaisverysad November 1, 2023
Dick Van Dyke is the new Chuck Norris
by WorseThanHitler November 22, 2020
Jerry Van Dyke (Born July 27, 1931; died January 5, 2018) was the lesser-known (and far less successful) younger brother of Dick Van Dyke.
Most of the TV shows that Jerry Van Dyke starred in were extremely short-lived, and one of them was even considered one of the worst sitcoms of all time. However, he did have a few successful roles, such as appearing alongside his brother in the latter's eponymous show, and as Luther Van Dam on "Coach." Despite all of this, he was still largely overshadowed by his brother. \
by Someone who kinda exists July 24, 2021