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Vaghetti 

Pronounced va-dje-ti , Vaghetti is spaghetti in a woman's vagina.
Hey Michael, next time you eat me out, you'll get a plate of Vaghetti.
Vaghetti by vaghetti-queen-alice November 7, 2018
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vaghetti 

vagina+ spaghetti= vaghetti

a spaghetti vagina
Dude, that chick from last night had a major vaghetti
vaghetti by obviavirgin February 23, 2011

Vagfetti 

The toilet tissue fragments that sometimes remain on the vaginal area after briskly whiping once uraniation has concluded.
Jill was embarassed when Todd went to give her oral pleasure but was soon turned off by seeing the 'vagfetti' that coated her vaginal area.
Vagfetti by Smellman June 18, 2009
"Excuse me sir, but I believe that stripper just vagettied into your cocktail."
Vagetti by wallincs November 3, 2016
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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