Skip to main content
Someone with a very small penis is called Vadong. You ain't getting any vagina, because your penis is so small that no chick wants you near her vagina - - you are Vadong.
My buddy picked up this hot chick at the pub last night, but when he took her home, he pulled down his pants and the bitch said, "What the Fuck?, get outta here, you are Vadong."
Vadong by David Vadong July 8, 2010
Vadong mug front
Get the Vadong mug.
See more merch
A Russian lesbian who is very pessimistic.
God snook's, you're such a Vadton.
Vadton by Chrisy Lohr August 14, 2010
Related Words
A more feminine way of talking about a dongle, which is a hardware device attached to a computer without which a particular software program will not run: used to prevent unauthorized use.
Dick: I can't find my dongle. I hate it when my colleagues use mine without asking.
Jane: My vadongle is missing, too. Someone must have taken it to show a video.
Vadongle by vadongler October 30, 2009
A nice person who cares about everyone. Can be a little controling. Loves music and is very creative.One of the BEST GIRLFRIENDS there is around,if not the best.When you get on her last nerve she can become a very angry with you.
valdone
Valdone by chick17 January 7, 2012

Andrew VanDonselaar 

One of the most adorable guys you'll ever meet,being country only makes it better. Andrew VanDonselaar is one of the sweetest people on Earth, and once you meet him you'll never want him to leave your life. He's a best friend, a boyfriend, a big brother,and anything else that you would ever need. Just an all round amazing person. Don't let this one get away!
"How are you and Andrew VanDonselaar?"
Me: "Andrew VanDonselaar is one of the best things that have ever happened to me, I love him more than you'll ever know" <3
Yo, check out that Valdon over there
Valdon by Theman425964 November 29, 2018
While erect the male organ swings and strikes the female face with a great force.
While Susie was falaciating, Johny vadonks Susie in the face for talking about his mother at the breakfast table.
vadonk by MOB its hard to be a g January 17, 2008