When someone goes "wtf, WHEN have you ever had sex?", -with a fictional girl on vacation. Amy..what was her last name..she didnt say. A vacationGF may not always be an imaginary person, if a hotel waitress smiles at you that means she wants to have sex with you and therefore you had sex with her. Similar to a WhereIusedtoliveGF and FromMyOldWorkGF.
dont lie youve never had sex. "I have she was a vacationGF you wouldnt know her" bullshit "Its not, she was as wet as a ducks belly as soon as she saw me in the pool" how did you know if she was in the pool? :s "fuck off alright"