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Paul: "Yo Spammond, what happened to the latest 'love of your life'?"

Kris: "After I finally hit that shit, she somehow didn't seem so perfect anymore."

Paul: "Sounds like you nutted your way out of her VDF."
VDF by Bachelor boB January 18, 2012
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vat da fooock!
- A way of emphasising 'wtf' is to say it in a german accent ;)
Girl: Yeah he broke up with me for that slag simran

Girl2: But you're way prettier than her, VDF!
VDF by mimzx04 September 19, 2010
virgin degenerate fuck
All these VDFs were watching Hentai together on Discord
VDF by th3ndGame November 10, 2019
Acronym for The Muppet's Swedish Chef's saying "Vurt De Furk," i.e. "What The Fuck."
Random Person: Hey, 2020's not so bad. I ain't got Tha Rona yet, and I'm gettin' PAID to lay out my Dollar General job!

Me: VDF broham. Vurt De Furk.

RP: What?

Me: What the fuck man!?
VDF by royal_tea June 26, 2020

vdfvbhfvbfibud 

A random sequence of words you can type on the keyboard, your lucky if you've typed 'vdfvbhfvbfibud' on the keyboard before at random
I typed up vdfvbhfvbfibud on urban dictionary today!

vdsfxnkjfhsfnDSfb vdfhiufhdsi jfbdxd bhijdfbhaukjgfh 

when someones mother smashes their skull against their keyboard
dang man i might have to gvdsfxnkjfhsfnDSfb vdfhiufhdsi jfbdxd bhijdfbhaukjgfhvdsfxnkjfhsfnDSfb vdfhiufhdsi jfbdxd bhijdfbhaukjgfh

vdfumdi6fzs 

HMMM, I'm super bored at home so I'm gonna slam my hand on the keyboard.
The keyboard: vdfumdi6fzs
vdfumdi6fzs by THE KEYBOARD SMASHER November 23, 2021
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