uttered

An absolute maximum state of destruction due to an abuse of alcohol and/or various other narcotics.

Tony did 6 tabs, 7 pills of x, 1 gallon of Jack, and a quarter oz of hydros and was uttered for 3 days!

by Natan Buey January 31, 2004

uttered

When someone gets so fucked up off of drugs or alcohol that they cannot function and are UTTERLY destroyed!

"Dammit man! Handle your drugs!"
"I can't - I'm fucking uttered!"

by Rump January 31, 2004

utters

The nipples found on a cow.

Dude that fat chick got some huge utters.

by venge April 9, 2003

utter

an all-encompassing word similar to "cool" "awesome" "interesting" or "amazing". Often used by pot-smoking jazz musicians or other hippie types. Originating in New York City, but spreading to other areas, especially by traveling musicians.

"Did you see that documentary on painting on animals? Dude, that was utter."

"That herb we smoked last night- it was utter."

by hudsonsunrise April 26, 2007

uttering

Milking a cow or any other animal using only your mouth

The butter-wench was uttering her favorite goat when the village was raided by an invading horde of wild gypsies.

by thepeasant July 9, 2014

utter shite

Something that's not just shit, it's so bad it's shit on another level. (usually used in Ireland)

He was talking utter shite last night.

That band were utter shite.

by Synnojd February 2, 2012

utter shit

'literal shit' Something that is complete shit. Could be used to describe a shitty situation or object.

'What the hell, this is not supposed to happen, this is utter shit!'

'I hate SPSS! This program is utter shit!'

by offspringjack January 18, 2012