1. proper noun. #54 Middle Linebacker for the Chicago Bears who can tear any player apart
2. adj. beast
3. verb. the act of smashing an inanimate object to the ground followed by saying, "Urlacha'". Popularized by Kevin in 2003.
Did you see Urlacher Urlacher Mike Vick's pass and then break T.J. Duckett in half?

Yes, Urlacher is a beast.

My balls itch.

Bummer.
by KDog the crazy mofo December 21, 2005
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A very, very, very large female with a wide, linebacker ass!!
" Ooooo...look at the Urlacher over there."
by LawCoLaw June 30, 2009
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1. To strike or collide suddenly, noisily, and violently.
2. To break suddenly into pieces, as from a violent blow or collision.
3. To be crushed or destroyed.
4. To go bankrupt.
That Mazda Miata was urlachered by that Hummer.

by jbrown0213 February 10, 2009
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1. undersized
2. soft
3. wimp
4. pansy
he's such an urlacher, he'll get knocked out in the 1st round
by dave123456789 May 31, 2007
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Brian Urlacher is the Middle Linebacker of the Chicago Bears and a 4-time Pro Bowl participant.
He's one of the fastest, strongest and hardest Linebackers of the Nfl.
He's called the "Monster of the midway", and really deserves this name.
Coach to a player: "Man, you just played like an Urlacher!"
by PT February 16, 2005
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A humorous sexual position in which reference to Professional Football Player Brian Urlacher is used.
In order to give a woman a Brian Urlacher or Urlacher,You have to have sex with a girl from behind. You stick two of your fingers into her ass and wipe them under her eyes just like a professional football player wears eye black. In order to complete the "Urlacher" when she gets up and runs away in disgust you have to tackle her from behind.

It is acceptable to celebrate the completion of the "Urlacher" by screaming "Whooooo" or "This is my House" followed by chest bumping the wall.

by JH,RK,CF February 20, 2007
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Anal Sex. Brian Urlacher only fucks bitches in the ass.
1. WE'RE DOIN IT TONITE! URLACHER STYLE.
2. Did you hit that pussy last night? No man we did it Urlacher style.
by Chi_54 August 31, 2008
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