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Urban dictionary writer 

A pissed-off 40 years old loser that writes bad definitions about things nobody cares in Urban Dictionary. They criticize people for their own lack of better skills, other than being spiteful and self-centered.
Second and third definitions of Britney Spears.

The urban dictionary writer may also be the text editor the writers use, but that's a different story.
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Urban Dictionary Writer 

A person who writes definitions, just like the one you're currently reading.
Urban Dictionary Writer's such as myself do this for fun!

Urban Dictionary writer 

The most internet addicted, departed from reality, 24 year old Tumblr users, usually fat person. They write semi-sarcastic incredibly safe definitions that include personal opinion
Person 1: wow that person is a little bitch they must be an Urban Dictionary writer
Urban Dictionary writer: *cries*
Urban Dictionary writer by anonymous November 28, 2021

Average Urban Dictionary Writer

The average urban dictionary writer will make any word seem sexual, literally any word.
Mark: Hey man, can you tell me what the word 'sit' means?
Average Urban Dictionary Writer: It means that a girl sat on a mans penis

Urban Dictionary Browse Store Blog Type any word here... URBAN DICTIONARY IS WRITEN BY YOU Define a Word TWITTER FACEBOOK HELP SUBSCRIBE © 1999-2021 Urban Dictionary ® ads•terms of service•privacy•dmca bugs•help•data subject request 

congratulations you have just reached the max amount of boredom you can ever reach on the planet
do you even have anything else better to do than this???????
Urban Dictionary Browse Store Blog Type any word here... URBAN DICTIONARY IS WRITEN BY YOU Define a Word TWITTER FACEBOOK HELP SUBSCRIBE © 1999-2021 Urban Dictionary ® ads•terms of service•privacy•dmca bugs•help•data subject request is every word you see on the Urban Dictionary website (excluding the definition you first see)

Who the actual fuck writes these Urban Dictionary definitions 

When you are looking through definitions people have wrote for the Urban Dictionary and you see one so terribly disgusting you have to click the Keep Out button 180,000 times
If I had a dollar for everytime I just clicked the Keep Out button I could raise a child. Who the actual fuck writes these Urban Dictionary definitions?!

Urban Dictionary Will Post Anything You Write 

Oh hey... how ya doin' there. I didn't expect for this to actually be published so yeah, I eat ass ;)
This is proof that Urban Dictionary will post anything you write. And I eat ass.