uva
the school which students who care about their lives after college attend and is located in the city voted #1 to live in america. people who couldnt get in or people bitter about their economic situation tend to have a problem with uva because the harsh reality that uva students will be their bosses one day. these people have a problem with popped collars, reason being that they arent stlyish or attractive enough to pull it off. they also have a problem with the fact all uva students wear is ralph lauren, etc...; this is becuase they are jealous and cant afford to. once an individual with serious grievances against uva gets over their inferiority complex theyll see that while they may not be able to make a future for themselves, uva grads will be there to provide a job for them some day.
and just in case the above wasnt evidence enough to prove uvas superiority:
"Just about every other school in Virginia likes to bash UVA kids for being 'pretentious' and 'snobs'. In other words, they get called out for thinking they're better than everyone else. Well, if you went to the school in Virginia with the most stringent admissions requirements, best overall athletic program, most beautiful campus and coeds, most successful and famous alumni, the most storied social scene, was founded by Thomas Jefferson, and all that happened to be in what was voted the #1 city to live in America, well you'd think you were the shit too."
- ESPN's review of college campuses + Ryan Bitzer
bitter jackass: man i hate uva, theyre all a bunch of preppy, pompous fags.

bitter jackass (4 yrs later out of college): no boss i never had anything against uva, your alma mater is a great school. let me kiss your ass the rest of my career in hopes that i might make a fraction of what you do.
by uva#1 May 04, 2006
UVA
The University of Virginia is by far one of the superior learning institutions in the world. The University is loved by those affiliated with it, and disliked by those too stupid to be admitted. This is a very well rounded school. For example, it is rare that one finds an institution of higher learning that couples an outstanding academic reputation with great D1 athletics. "Students" at other Virginia schools such as William and Mary and Virginia Tech often find themselves in awe of how awesome UVA is and how much their half-assed attempt at a college sucks. And yes, we call it Grounds and we are 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th years because we are better than you.
Loser #1 - "Awe, man, I didn't get into UVA."
Loser #2 - "Dang, neither did I."
Loser #1 - "What should we do?"
Loser #2 - "I dunno. I guess we could go to Tech and pray that some UVA grad will give us a job someday."
by Collin October 12, 2004
uva
The spanish word for grape.
Those fags in charlottesville love to cram uvas up there asses.
by NotASpanishPerson March 29, 2006
UVA
1. a college that was founded by thomas jefferson
2. a college which prides itself on the fact that they can become, but somehow fail to recognize the fact that half the people who designed their hospitals went to Tech. Go figure.
3. An pedantic and asshole-ish institution that actually blows at football, and doesn't go to many bowl games, unlike the Tech squad which will be going to its 14th straight bowl appearance at the end of the season.
"UVa was founded by Thomas Jefferson. You know, the guy who said their shouldn't be a constitution because he was an antifederalist and firmly supported the drafting of the articles of confederation. Yeah that lame-ass"

"The UVa grad insulted Tech, calling it a "Cow College" as he walked into the multimillion dollar hospital designed by a Tech grad."

"I would never go to UVa."
by tommya October 25, 2006
UVA
The most prestigious University in Virginia. Recruits top students from not only across the nation, but also around the world. The girls are ridiculously sexy and have unlimited access to their daddy's credit cards. The boys are all southern gentlemen who went to prep schools and will inherit absurd amounts of money on top of their 7-8 digit incomes...right out of college. Jeans should not be worn unless they are over $200, handbags must be at least $500; don't try the fakes because everyone at this university is cultured enough to know the difference. Girls deck themselves in diamonds and pearls; guys in Gucci loafers and Vineyard Vines ties. Frats and srats are amazing and definitely a sign of status. UVA students love drinking, hooking up, strutting down the Corner, laying out on the Quad, and staying incredibly good looking and fit. The most amazing school EVER!
(walking through grounds): I'm a second year at the University of Virginia.
sketchy townie who all UVA students make fun of: *can't speak, just in awe*
by SororitySnob November 07, 2006
UVA
The most prestigious University in Virginia. Recruits top students from not only across the nation, but also around the world. The girls are ridiculously sexy and have unlimited access to their daddy's credit cards. The boys are all southern gentlemen who went to prep schools and will inherit absurd amounts of money on top of their 7-8 digit incomes...right out of college. Jeans should not be worn unless they are over $200, handbags must be at least $500; don't try the fakes because everyone at this university is cultured enough to know the difference. Girls deck themselves in diamonds and pearls; guys in Gucci loafers and Vineyard Vines ties. Frats and srats are amazing and definitely a sign of status. UVA students love drinking, hooking up, strutting down the Corner, laying out on the Quad, and staying incredibly good looking and fit. The most amazing school EVER!
(walking through grounds): I'm a second year at the University of Virginia.
sketchy townie who all UVA students make fun of: *can't speak, just in awe*
by UVASororitySnob February 09, 2006
uva
UVA is a very good school for the arts and most sciences, but anyone who takes engineering at UVA is a dumbass.
Guy: I'm an engineer from UVA, give me a job!
Recruit: UVA, eh? Well, then you must suck hard core. Where did those Virginia Tech grads go?
Guy: aw man, I suck
***
Girl: I'm a biology major from UVA, give me a job!
Recruit: Okay! Have lots of money.
by Idon'tgotouvasothere February 27, 2005

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