The ability all women have to force their will upon men. With these powers, women are able to get free drinks, convince men to watch "The Notebook", and other various nefarious things. It is believed that this power stems from the uterus.
Man 1: "Sorry, dude, can't go out tonight. The girlfriend and I are staying in to watch Dancing with the Stars"
Man 2: "She used her uterus powers on you, huh?"
Man 1: "... yeah"
Man 2: "She used her uterus powers on you, huh?"
Man 1: "... yeah"
by kelweaver September 4, 2007
1) A medical condition experienced by quiverfull women after having between 6 and 18 children.
2) The preferred cause of death for every quiverfull woman after suffering relentless childbirth for a decade or longer.
3) Mother Nature's natural coping mechanism for women attempting to overpopulate the Earth.
2) The preferred cause of death for every quiverfull woman after suffering relentless childbirth for a decade or longer.
3) Mother Nature's natural coping mechanism for women attempting to overpopulate the Earth.
by Statin the Truth August 18, 2009
The female version of "joint at the dick."
When two friends think extremely similarly and often do things similarly or even at the same time without being aware of it. The two may seem practically related and will often claim that "great minds think alike," but everyone knows that they're truly joint at the uterus.
Unbiological sisters.
When two friends think extremely similarly and often do things similarly or even at the same time without being aware of it. The two may seem practically related and will often claim that "great minds think alike," but everyone knows that they're truly joint at the uterus.
Unbiological sisters.
Boy: "Why is it that you two always seem to text me around the same time?"
Girl: "We're just joint at the uterus."
Girl: "We're just joint at the uterus."
by Luna McHopp October 16, 2011
Hey man, I can't come over today, I'm busy carving uterus.
Hey baby, I'd like to carve your uterus like a pumpkin!
Hey baby, I'd like to carve your uterus like a pumpkin!
by bearsfan12 February 25, 2011
A ‘next-gen’ missionary directive, calling nubile females toward 3rd world countries for biblical reproductive purposes.
Oh, yeah! She’s got the trust fund goin’ so she never has to ‘work’ another day in her life; dedicated her community uterus to the lord!—absolutely NO BETTER PLACE to be!
by YAWA December 6, 2022
Girlfriend: "I am pregnant with your baby."
Boyfriend: Looks both ways to make sure no one is watching then uterus punches her. "Not anymore, bitch."
Boyfriend: Looks both ways to make sure no one is watching then uterus punches her. "Not anymore, bitch."
by Uterus Punch Man July 3, 2008
Because Jamie didn't get laid in months, she has a pink uterus.
Its good that Matt and Lillie hooked up, because Matt had blue balls and Lillie had a Pink Uterus.
To end Jamie's dry spell, and fix her Pink Uterus, she had a one night stand.
Its good that Matt and Lillie hooked up, because Matt had blue balls and Lillie had a Pink Uterus.
To end Jamie's dry spell, and fix her Pink Uterus, she had a one night stand.
by MattsinCredible301 August 1, 2011