AKA Fupa, gunt, BIF (buff in front)

Used to describe an area above the female pelvic region when it has become enlarged by an excess amount of body fat.
"I wonder if that lady is prego or if its just a uterus puff."
"What do you call a male fupa?" "I call that a problem!"
by SchlickD June 2, 2008
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Very crude way of describing terrible sex. Also sometimes called rabbit sex, so hard that the girl feels it in her uterus.
That sex last night was awful, total uterus punching right there.
by Meghan Montgomery December 21, 2007
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When a girl is on her period, she needs someone, preferably but not neccessarily a tall boy, to snuggle and/or nuzzle with. This person is not a relationship partner, although partners are permitted. They do not give verbal emotional support, they only snuggle. The name originates from the act of snuggling (one snuggles with a cat) and the cause of the snuggling being the menstrual cycle (hence, uterus).
Ugh, my period cramps hurt so much! I need my uterus cat to give me a hug.
by Acciofrenchhorn February 23, 2012
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A woman who's sole purpose in life is farming out her uterus to increase her social assistance payments.
Person 1: Are those all her kids? I thought she was running a daycare.
Person 2: No its just uterus farm.
by benjid December 9, 2012
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Where bad spirits usually go when they die over and over again
K.K.S:Seth your realy gona go to the uterus of life when you die

Seth:OH NOoooooooooooooo
by K.K.S. June 11, 2007
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Sex with a girl under the age of 13.
Guy One: Man I just fucked this young hottie last night
Guy Two: Dude, I saw that girl and she couldn't have been more than 12, that isn't sex thats Uterus Crushing
by T.T. Tin Tin October 30, 2010
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