UTIOA

Under The Influence Of Alcohol
generally used as an excuse or explanation for actions performed while totally hammered.

Guy 1: i heard you knocked up some chick!
Guy 2: yeah but we were both UTIOA

UTIOA by PsycoGirl June 16, 2007

Utica Face 

A native of Utica, NY who exhibits an expresionless look of despair and emptiness, arising from having spent an entire lifetime in Utica. It is the expression of having lost all hope and the realization that they will never be able to get out of that awful city.

Are you bored and depressed, or is that just your Utica Face?

Utica Face by Euorgos August 20, 2013

Utica Degree 

Basically a synonym for nepotism, this word derives from Utica, NY (a city of approx. 60,000 in Central NY) where high-paying jobs are widely asserted to be obtained through family and acquaintance connections rather than through education and proven experience. These illegally acquired jobs often come with various perks and kickbacks that are as questionable as the means used to obtain the job.

Who is the new superintendent of schools?
I don't know, some nobody with a Utica degree. I heard he got the job because he was the brother of the board president.

Where did the VP of the bank go to college?
Nowhere. He's got a Utica degree so he didn't need to go to college.

Why is that arson detective able to afford a Hummer and a $600,000 house in New Hartford?
I don't know, he probably has a Utica degree.

Utica Degree by Jamallerian October 13, 2007

Utila 

Noun:

The most beautiful island off the coast of Honduras. The Cinderella of the Caribbean. Residents are called Utilians and such the native tongue is Utilian. It's a mixture of English and sing-song dialect of the Caribbean. Undisputed Paradise on Earth.

I am so ready to go back to Utila!
-Dude, you just got back. You have to go back to work.
Who needs work when you got Utila, and some of the best baleadas in the world!

Utila by Logito February 1, 2014

Utica 

The saddest city in America. Imagine being forced to eat a turd sandwich and when you're done eating it someone kicks you in the krotch and has sex with your mom. It's like 10 times sadder than that.

"Hey, let's go to Utica."

"Hey, I'd rather kill myself."

Utica by MrSpongebobBrownPants September 15, 2019

utica 

The city that God forgot

This city sucks, it reminds me of Utica

utica by bort April 15, 2005

utica high school

A school located in Shelby Twp., MI full of boaters. It's fucking trash.

Utica High School is trash

utica high school by Nomadic G May 16, 2016