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One of the worst college institutions in New York. Every team sucks except Women's basketball and sometimes Men's Hockey. Half the population is African-American, the other half is too scared to leave their rooms. 39% of the girls are lesbian, 89% of whats left are ugly. The weather blows, the financial aid sucks, the town it's located in is dead and gone. The Most fun thing to do is 20 minutes away at club Lava. Some Utica clubs are cool too, when they stay open. That is, if you like drugs, illegal operations, guns, knives, and deaths. Sometimes the grass is green, that's a plus. The dorms look like an insane asylum, and someone out of third grade could get accepted here.
5th grader: Mommy, well i ever go to college?

Mom: Don't worry son, there's always Utica College.

5th Grader: Can I play football there?

Mom: anyone with eyes and 2 legs can. You're all set!
by getmeoutofhereeeee May 07, 2010
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A college that wishes it was a university. It's stuck in the middle of upstate new york. not only does it drain students of their money, but it also does not provide sufficient amount of financial aid. They treat their students like crap. With how cocky the football team is you think they would be able to have a winning season. Utica College really puts the UC in suck.
boy1 I'm going to Utica College in the fall.
boy2 Wow, good luck. It's bad news there.
by pinkcrazypants October 29, 2009
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