The bending of the laws of physics when you try to plug in a USB, it doesn't fit, you flip it, it doesn't work, and you have to flip it a third time. Possible explanation: all USB devices exist in a four-dimensional plane.
Guy 1: Can you plug in my phone?
Guy 2: Sure!
Guy 1: ...
Guy 1: What's taking so long...?
Guy 2: Sorry, I'm doing the USB Flip Flop.
Guy 2: Sure!
Guy 1: ...
Guy 1: What's taking so long...?
Guy 2: Sorry, I'm doing the USB Flip Flop.
by lambdaradiation December 19, 2012
Wireless Wizard: What is this other text mess... >KO)-> ?
Cheerleader: It's a frontways cupid..
Wireless Wizard: Looks more like a USB dongle goblin!!
Cheerleader: It's a frontways cupid..
Wireless Wizard: Looks more like a USB dongle goblin!!
by TheCaffeineJunky March 14, 2007
by That dodo December 13, 2018
This definition requires you to look up Interwank USB to understand this definition ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Associated with the popular fetish - Interwank USB - i.e engaging in hot cyber wanking or sex while getting hot to computer hardware by sticking your penis into any USB Port, if you like it from the front or the back ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). If one were to not clean the viruses from a computer or to not use protective gear like a condom, one can get a virus called Interwank USB Virus, this can be transmitted mainly via USB 1.0 or USB 2.0 ports. USB 3.0 ports makes the symptoms 3 times worse as it transmits faster than normal USB ports. Symptoms are as follows:
Worms
Trojan Horses
Malware
Ejaculation Infections
Rashes around your penis and USB port
CPU Brain Damage
Penis own Firewall
Cockblocking caused by penis firewall
Desire to vote for Donald Trump
Thinking that President Jacob Zuma is a good president
Premature Ejeculation
As of typing this Definition there is no cure for this virus as millions of dollars in research in this virus is still heading in dead ends. This virus is confirmed to be sexually transmitted and can be transferred to multiple people via engagement of sex.
Masturbate safely.
Associated with the popular fetish - Interwank USB - i.e engaging in hot cyber wanking or sex while getting hot to computer hardware by sticking your penis into any USB Port, if you like it from the front or the back ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). If one were to not clean the viruses from a computer or to not use protective gear like a condom, one can get a virus called Interwank USB Virus, this can be transmitted mainly via USB 1.0 or USB 2.0 ports. USB 3.0 ports makes the symptoms 3 times worse as it transmits faster than normal USB ports. Symptoms are as follows:
Worms
Trojan Horses
Malware
Ejaculation Infections
Rashes around your penis and USB port
CPU Brain Damage
Penis own Firewall
Cockblocking caused by penis firewall
Desire to vote for Donald Trump
Thinking that President Jacob Zuma is a good president
Premature Ejeculation
As of typing this Definition there is no cure for this virus as millions of dollars in research in this virus is still heading in dead ends. This virus is confirmed to be sexually transmitted and can be transferred to multiple people via engagement of sex.
Masturbate safely.
Guy1: Computer did you run your antivirus yesterday?
Computer: Maybe.
Guy1: Fuck it ok
-One Day later-
Guy1: I had sex with my computer last night
Guy2: Did you wear a condom?
Guy1: No? Why?
Guy2: Your computer has a virus
Guy1: Oh shit
Guy2: You have Interwank USB Virus
Computer: Maybe.
Guy1: Fuck it ok
-One Day later-
Guy1: I had sex with my computer last night
Guy2: Did you wear a condom?
Guy1: No? Why?
Guy2: Your computer has a virus
Guy1: Oh shit
Guy2: You have Interwank USB Virus
by 69doopa April 6, 2016
A fearsome demon with a USB plug in back for easy data transferral. Last Seen: Teen Girl Suad Episode 12
USB Dongle Goblin: "Here I come!"
by Madison Square Garden August 23, 2008
When a USB is facing the wrong way and cannot fit into a port no matter which direction the user attempts to insert it in. A quantum state USB usually collapses after it is turned around once.
"My quantum state USB is a little annoying sometimes, but it reminds me that the universe is more mysterious and fascinating than I can ever grasp"
by Crazy cow March 25, 2014
by snookmz March 20, 2005