Schrödinger's USB

When your USB is still facing the wrong way even tho you tried turning it around

Fucking hell I've tried to insert my USB 4 times now and its always the wrong way around! It must be a Schrödinger's USB

by OkeiAgko October 19, 2021

USB Nubbin

A nubbin is a 120V outlet -> USB connector for charging phones etc.

I plugged my phone into the usb wire but it wasn't connected to the USB nubbin, so it didn't charge. I should have connected it to the nubbin and plugged the nubbin into the wall.

by definethis215 September 19, 2019

Comsol Universal USB to HDMI and USB-C to USB-A Adapter

A USB to HDMI adapter that works without DP Alt Mode.

The Comsol Universal USB to HDMI and USB-C to USB-A Adapter costs 69 dollars because it does not require DP Alt Mode.

by OfficeMS July 3, 2023

Usb Dongle

A safe way of describing your genitals or having a sexual action without actually using any immature words, or nerd talk for having sexual intercourse.

I was using my Usb Dongle last night to unload 10 gigabytes of data into her Usb port

by Icne October 5, 2011

usb hub

a invisible communicative device which allows for the direct transference of thought.

You've got the usb hub plugged in on that one.

by Tony Welch August 27, 2003

USB-C

A dumb port invented that was apparently designed to replace all cables. However, it was really to screw us over and make us buy new devices and a shitload of adapters.

USB-C knock knock joke:
A: Knock knock!

B: Who's there?

A: USB!

B: USB who?

A: C.

B: F*ck you.

by joseph bin laden January 20, 2017

USB cap

1) The top to a USB.

2) The head of a Ultimate Super Big penis.

3) The hat you put on a Uterus Sucking Bastard.

1) "Dude i can't find my USB cap."

2) "I can't fit your USB cap in my mouth."

3) "Hey before you go down there, you must remember to put on this hat!"

by bigsackinthemiddle April 17, 2008