UFC
Un Funny Cunt

When someone tries to be funny, but isnt they get called a UFC
Jeff - "Why did the chicken croos the road?, to get to the other side"

You - "UFC!"
by Jezza07 May 24, 2007

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UFC
Ultimate Fighting Championship. Originally a multi-style free for all which was dominated by Royce Grace of the Grace Jujitsu family. There were 3 rules: No biting, no eye gouging, stop when the opponent taps out. Eventually, this became a joke as a serious fight and now has the feel of staged entertainment. New rules include rounds, points, TKO, throwing in the towel and the 5 minute “grand entrances” and trash talk about settling “grudges.”
I just saw UFC 248! 3 hours of trash talking, 20 minutes of "fighters" circling each other and 5 seoncds of fighting before the ref called the match! And it only cost $14.99 on pay per view!
by Tragic Story December 22, 2004

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UFC
UFC is what started out as an excellent fighting idea, but evolved to nothing more than skilless brawling, where the person who can take the most damage wins. An excellent idea, but in the end, UFC failed.
"Shit, I want to start a REAL MMA group, not that pansy UFC shit."
by WhiteSteel October 16, 2006

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