Also known as the S.Q.U.I.R.T.S. defense council, F.U.N.K.A.S.S. (Foundation for the Understanding of New Knowledge About SQUIRTS Sufferers) is attempting to fight for a cure against the ailment known as SQUIRTS. They have just recently been formed and are trying to stop the prevention of death, which is caused by the disease of SQUIRTS.
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U.N.S. means Unreliable Nigger Syndrome.
U.N.S. is a person who is always late or does not show up at all. You are either born with it or acquire it by being raised by other people with U.N.S.
F.U.N.S stands for fucked up nigga shit.
Man, what you did yesterday was f.u.n.s
S.Q.U.I.R.T.S is also known as Super Quick Uncontrollable Intense Rectal Turd Splat. This disease was first found in a man with the name we can't disclose due to . It starts with the destruction of the lower bowels, more particularly the rectum.
The disease is currently being fought against through the organization F.U.N.K.A.S.S. (Foundation for the Understanding of New Knowledge About SQUIRTS Sufferers).
F.U.N.K.A.S.S. is also known as the S.Q.U.I.R.T.S defence council.
Drew Aneck was the second person to receive the disease known as S.Q.U.I.R.T.S.
A heartless, automative beast developed by the Guardian Units of Nations, or G.U.N., military branch. It is commonly found recklessly wreaking ungodly havok upon the sloped streets of San Francisco. It careens through the streets going on a relentless killing spree, destroying millions in public property in the process. It is three-stories-tall, two-lanes-wide, and is capable of making impossible 90 degree turns at inconceivable speeds.
It's sole purpose is to chase down and deflate the world-famous Sonic the Hedgehog, who was wrongly accused of museum theft commited by a similar, but unrelated, hedgehog at the time.
The G.U.N. Truck would eventually crash into an inconvenient bridge and begin it's redevelopment process. After economic woes and an intense room in court, the G.U.N. Federation rebuilt the same truck that got themselves in trouble in the first place with fancy new features like bussaw arms and rockets that allow sideways driving alongside buildings.
Guy 1: "My car! Oh my god, what the HELL happened to my car?!"
Guy 2: "Didn't you hear? G.U.N. Truck came by and thrashed it."
Guy 1: "Why the hell would it do that?"
Guy 2: "It was trying to flatten a woodland creature."
M: Masturbation to
I just got diagnosed with l.e.m.u.r.s. syndrome, so my mom can't be mad.
S.T.U.N aka Scream Towards the Uprising of Non-Conformity, a great band who just released their first CD
S.T.U.N is so fucking great..
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