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when a hermaphrodite flips their penis around and sticks it in their vagina, thus pulling a U-turn
"so i told this girl looking thing at the bar to go fuck herself, and she said she just pulled a U-turn about ten minutes ago."

"when i fell down the stairs, i could have sworn i pulled a U-turn"
by the spaztastic December 14, 2009
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9.
When a man has a really curved penis.
Kyle's Penis turns a lot to the right. Kyle has a U-turn
by Eric Chin 88 November 10, 2013
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Take your penis, bend it under and insert it into your anus. That's a U-Turn.
Brent uses toys because his penis isn't long enough to U-Turn.

I snuck into the car wash for a private place to U-Turn.
by djsures July 26, 2010
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(verb) the act of turning around and going back home after discovering the man on the street you've been fawning over is gay.

(noun) a gay man who's stunning looks shock the opposite sex
girl 1: omg, check this dude out! he's. . .

girl 2:. . . he's a u-turn, forget it

girl 1: not again!
by Bishie March 27, 2011
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Sexual Position, primarily for the male sex. The act of inserting your own personal genitalia within one's anus.
1.) "Sometimes I just want to fuck myself."

"Yeah it's called a u-turn."

2.) "Stacey stood me up tonight, so I took a u-turn."
by macattacklawl October 09, 2009
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when in a threesome you turn several times during an orgazm
"hey girls,jim is the best at U -turn.Kacey agrees aswell.
by jade fox January 01, 2008
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14.
When performing cunnilingus, you lick your partner from her Tramp Stamp, down through her under carriage, past the poon, and up to her belly button; thus making a U shaped motion.
Kids are crazy these days, can you believe Michael pulled a U-Turn on that Trog?
by Sausage Dogg February 03, 2007
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