Twump

An outrageous tweet written by a public figure meant to suck all the news coverage away from an existing damaging story. Technique mastered by Donald Trump. Can be used as a noun or a verb.

Everyone was talking about my $25 million settlement on Trump University, so I Twumped them with the complaint about Hamilton.

by Lurchster November 29, 2016

Twump

The act of posting a Tweet on Twitter whilst doing a dump.

@snedwan I'm just doing a twump at the moment, taking a bit of forcing this one.

@leemo10 lovely

by Snedwan April 5, 2009

Twump

A Tweet done by Donald Trump while taking a morning dump.

What a twump this morning.

by LittleLB15 February 27, 2017

twump

It means a $20 dollar bag of dope

Hey G what cha' got? What you need homeboy? Can I get a twump? Sho.

by maefopiano August 22, 2006

Twumping

Taking a dump while updating your Twitter status. Does not necessarily mean you are updating your status about taking a dump.

Roger was twumping today while in the bathroom.

by alfadur August 3, 2009

twump

Twat thump, when you're bangin a girl, pull it out, and yell you left your pussy open bitch! and thump her in the twat with a backhand.

I was fuckin' her and she queefed so I twumped the shit outta her.

by JCPWJS February 26, 2005

twump

When you're hittin it from behind, pull out and smack the twat and yell YOU LEFT YOUR PUSSY OPEN! Then stick it back in and keep goin.

I can't believe you banged that girl, but at least you twumped her before it was over.

by PwnSetTBH February 27, 2005