Twonk

A beefier twink.

Man that twink went to the gym, he looks more like a twonk now

by Magpie_1_1 August 3, 2019

Twonk

A spastic creature that has no brain

Dude: hey did you revise for the test
Dude 2: no but I got Jessica to do it for me

Dude:OMG DUDE!

Dude 2:WHAT!?!??
Dude:Jessica is a total twonk!

by ~ The twonk January 1, 2018

Twonk

Its a non swearing word for twat so you don't get in trouble with your parents.

"You're such a Twonk!"

by T66607 May 28, 2019

Twonk

An foolish person, used primarily in British slang.

Person 1: Dave's a total twonk innit?
Person 2: yeah mate, total twonk

by Starkias Raven-Holme August 31, 2017

Twonk

A specific type of idiot. One who makes a very simple task far more complicated than it needs to be.

You useless twonk! Just cut it in half!

by GeneralKalani July 12, 2021

Twonk

A former twink who becomes older.

Ethan Klein: "I want to be a twink."
Trisha Paytas: "You can't be that. You can be a twonk."
Ethan: "What's a twonk?"
Trisha: "It's like Tyler Oakley. A twink who gets older and becomes a twonk."
Ethan: "DAMN. I'll never be a twink again."

by Twonkie April 21, 2021

twonk

idiot, thick-head etc

James: i fink kelly o iz FIT

Tim: james, u r such a twonk!

by i iz kl May 25, 2005