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Over exaggeration of not caring.
by Boykin July 14, 2006
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Something that a lot of people refuse to give.
Person: "I could give two shits.."

Me: "But you won't, huh?"

Person: "Nope!"
by Forever Remain September 08, 2008
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Having a complete lack of care.
by BMWGGANTMSFU February 01, 2010
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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One who has to top any story, one upper
"Man!, I just took a big shit! Oh yeah, well I just took two!" hence "Two-Shits"
by Johnny Danyoung March 16, 2008
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1. A term used to describe something you don't give.

2. A term used instead of saying "I don't give a shit."
Harry: "That hurt my feelings."

Sally: "I don't give two shits about your feelings."
by ccharless February 20, 2010
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Similar to 'one upper'. Phrase depicting someone who always needs to have gone one better. If you have had one shit that morning he/she will have done two.
Hey Bob, I totally did the biggest crap this morning

Aw... I did "TWO SHITS" shits yesterday
by tippler January 27, 2010
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It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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