stupidest thing i've ever seen in my life.
the hardcore scene is being polluted by little fucking high schoolers that think theyre so hardcore because they can windmill faster than imaginable or scream really loud or listen to some obscure new jersey "hxc" band.
the hardcore scene is being polluted by little fucking high schoolers that think theyre so hardcore because they can windmill faster than imaginable or scream really loud or listen to some obscure new jersey "hxc" band.
look at that idiot two stepping and thinking hes defiant rebel. ill show you defiant. lets stab him in the eye.
by SOPHIEOMG April 14, 2006
A "hardcore song" dance. You usually do it during the breakdown of a song. Similar to Skanking in punk/ska music. Different in every city/state like Nyc and New Jersey and Maryland etc... Dont get confused with the kids jumping around swinging there arms and legs trying to hurt eachother(stupid, i dont know what they are doing). That almost always ends up in a fight.
"breakdown of a song"
Guy A: Time to two step.
Guy B: Nice, watch out for the dumb kid trying to kill everyone.
Guy A: Time to two step.
Guy B: Nice, watch out for the dumb kid trying to kill everyone.
by onekilO December 28, 2005
a dance that was origionally created by 50 cent, the greatest rapper in the history of rapping. it's a hardcore dance done to music thats hard to dance to. it takes a lot of skill to do. only 50 cent can really rock it.
by Hinster d. Gangster September 16, 2007
A phrase to show that someone is completely clueless. The Egyptian two-step in when a male exits the bathroom after urination but forgets to zip his fly, such that his junk swings to one side with a right step, then swings to the other with a left step. The male is totally clueless that this is occurring.
Did he realize that he just misfired the weapon in the wrong direction? No? Have him do the Egyptian two-step over to do some push ups.
by Stagmen February 23, 2017
a.k.a. The Whiskey Shits. What occurs when you eat a large quantity fast food combined with a period of consuming alcohol. Known as a "two-step" because when you think you've finished shitting your brains out you wont get two steps away from the toilet before having to back up for another round.
I shouldn't have had that steak and gravy, it's giving me a case of the Tiajuana Two-Step.
I would stay out of that bathroom for a while, somebody put the Tiajuana Two-Step on it.
I would stay out of that bathroom for a while, somebody put the Tiajuana Two-Step on it.
by Rocky Skyline November 5, 2009
when a drunk bastard stumbles home from the bar after a fucking awesome night of partying down with your homeboys in Tinley Park, IL.
"Did you see Bobby get outa the car? He tinley two step'd it all the way to the front door."
"Yea, I'll do the "Tinley Two Step" all the way home, baby!"
"Yea, I'll do the "Tinley Two Step" all the way home, baby!"
by jOnTOURAGE June 19, 2009
the process by which Jersey males skip dating, and the foreplay process and move directly from the first kiss to the first bang. Ususally happens in coastal towns, such as Seaside. Jaeger shots usually aid in this process.
by bebalicious March 4, 2005