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5. Two Shits
Similar to 'one upper'. Phrase depicting someone who always needs to have gone one better. If you have had one shit that morning he/she will have done two.
Hey Bob, I totally did the biggest crap this morning

Aw... I did "TWO SHITS" shits yesterday
1. Two Shits
Over exaggeration of not caring.
I don't give two shits about you or your friends.
2. two shits
Something that a lot of people refuse to give.
Person: "I could give two shits.."

Me: "But you won't, huh?"

Person: "Nope!"
3. Two shits
Having a complete lack of care.
"I don't give two shits about the dolphins"
4. Two shits
1. A term used to describe something you don't give.

2. A term used instead of saying "I don't give a shit."
Harry: "That hurt my feelings."

Sally: "I don't give two shits about your feelings."
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