In the UK, bus driver's nickname for concessionary (bus) pass holders. Mainly, but not exclusively, old people.

The majority of concessionary passes are only valid after 9:30am weekdays. However, most old folk seem to think its ok to try anyway and attempt to board before they are entitled to.

Not only does this inconvenience regular, fare-paying passengers who already have to deal with overcrowding in the morning rush-hour, but it is also extremely frustrating for the bus driver, who keeps having to stop and tell them that yes, they are too early.

constantly repeated, the words "too" and "early" merge to become "twirly"
"the usual bloody twirly's were out again this morning"
"what, and you made them wait, for the sake of a couple of minutes?"
"dead right, balls to 'em, they're old, how important can it be that they absolutely must get to where they're going as early as they think they can get away with?"

*pissing with rain, freezing cold winter morning, 9:28am*
"you're twirly, you will have to pay at this time"
"oh, never mind then, i'd rather wait half an hour for the next bus and save myself 80p"
*gets back off bus into freezing cold piss rain"

"no, love. you're too early"
*drives to next stop*
"sorry, you're too early"
*drives to next stop*
"too early, im afraid"
*getting pissed off, drives to next stop*
"twirly"
*drives to next stop*
"twirly"
by kennygetmezantac August 21, 2011
Top Definition
Horny, aroused, sexually frustrated. Possibly limited only to females.
"But I was feeling so twirly!" as said by the perfect female specimen that is Zooey Deschanel as Jess on New Girl
by Fart Monkey February 25, 2012
Excited not only sexually, but also emotionally. The feeling of being horny and giddy at the same time.
Guy 1- "When you go out you don't take home the first girl you talk to just because she makes you all horny."
Guy 2- "It's not just that she's hot, she gives me the feels. Most girls don't make me feel anything. That girl makes me twirly."
by Natelist August 06, 2015
Horny, frisky, in need of a good ride.

First seen in an episode of New Girl.
Jess: "I'm sooooo twirlyyyyyy"
Nick: "What does that even mean?!"
Jess: "You knowwww, twirlyyyyyyy"
by Jordanzy April 04, 2012
cute girl word for horny.
yo that dude's real hot. I be twirly.
by hippos like to doodle February 28, 2012
A twirly is what it is called when the cock is "twirled" in a circular motion, traditionally with the index finger. It can either be self-administered, or performed by an intimate partner. A classic rendition is the reach-around twirly. This happens when, of two homosexual males, the giver of ass-sex, reaches around, and twirls the receiver's cock.
"Yo, Tommy, what are you up to tonight?"
"I'll probably just sit in front of the computer and twirl it to A Night in Paris for a couple of hours." (heterosexual).

"Oh, yesss, ass-sexxxx."
"You want a twirly with that?"
"Shit yeah I do!"
"Good, 'cause I've been working out my indexes."
"Well, then twirl away motherfucker!" (homosexual).
by Thomas Milne March 09, 2005
Oral Sex to a male
"She went down and gave me a twirly"
by KG August 30, 2003
A single word combining 2 words: "too" and "early"! hence: "twirly"!
People tend to put up Christmas lights way twirly even b4 Thanksgiving starts. And it is rather annoying at times.
by Speedyagt November 26, 2010

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