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8.
Horny, frisky, in need of a good ride.

First seen in an episode of New Girl.
Jess: "I'm sooooo twirlyyyyyy"
Nick: "What does that even mean?!"
Jess: "You knowwww, twirlyyyyyyy"
by Jordanzy April 04, 2012
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9.
a large funnel shaped cloud that is very destructive and windy. usually occurs in oklahoma and midwester states. same thing as a tornado
ahhhh a twirly get into the basement!
it's suppose 2 b an f5 twwirly
a twirly destoryed my house
look theres a flying cow in that twirly
by nick788 September 11, 2006
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10.
A single word combining 2 words: "too" and "early"! hence: "twirly"!
People tend to put up Christmas lights way twirly even b4 Thanksgiving starts. And it is rather annoying at times.
by Speedyagt November 26, 2010
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11.
a large funnel shped cloud that picks things up and throws it and can be very dangerous and windy and thundery
same thing as a tornado
ahhhh a twirly!!!! get into the basement
a twirly destroyed my house
it's suppose 2 b an f5 twirly
by nickstaner September 10, 2006
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12.
In the UK, bus driver's nickname for concessionary (bus) pass holders. Mainly, but not exclusively, old people.

The majority of concessionary passes are only valid after 9:30am weekdays. However, most old folk seem to think its ok to try anyway and attempt to board before they are entitled to.

Not only does this inconvenience regular, fare-paying passengers who already have to deal with overcrowding in the morning rush-hour, but it is also extremely frustrating for the bus driver, who keeps having to stop and tell them that yes, they are too early.

constantly repeated, the words "too" and "early" merge to become "twirly"
"the usual bloody twirly's were out again this morning"
"what, and you made them wait, for the sake of a couple of minutes?"
"dead right, balls to 'em, they're old, how important can it be that they absolutely must get to where they're going as early as they think they can get away with?"

*pissing with rain, freezing cold winter morning, 9:28am*
"you're twirly, you will have to pay at this time"
"oh, never mind then, i'd rather wait half an hour for the next bus and save myself 80p"
*gets back off bus into freezing cold piss rain"

"no, love. you're too early"
*drives to next stop*
"sorry, you're too early"
*drives to next stop*
"too early, im afraid"
*getting pissed off, drives to next stop*
"twirly"
*drives to next stop*
"twirly"
by kennygetmezantac August 21, 2011
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13.
Adjective.
Too early.

Etimology: from Distortion Language. conjunction of too and early.
"Damn, there's nobody here. I think we're twirly."
by Chingon December 15, 2005
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14.
The dizzy, head spinning feeling you get after you drink too much alcohol.

(see also "Black Twirlies")
Oh man. I don't feel so good. I drank too much. I've got the twirlies.
by WordBoy March 22, 2004
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