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Twiliterate 

Is a person who is proficient at using Twitter.
He/she doesn't like to Twitter because he/she is not yet Twiliterate.
Twiliterate by shelovestosail October 23, 2009
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basing your life surround the 'Twilight' series.

"Having a twilife."
*any sort of twilife tatoos.
*mistakengly calling your boyfriend 'Edward Cullen'
*defending the novel on a daily basis
*waking up in a cold sweat from dreaming of becoming a vampire
*having read the series more than 5 times
*owning mulitiple twilight memorabilia
twilife by antitwilight July 9, 2009
A name given to those who spend their mornings planning out how they will incorporate their love for Twilight into their day, then spend the evenings re-reading and re-watching the book series/movie. They drink koolaid (blood-colored) for breakfast and wear their amber-colored contacts while they sleep in hopes of seeing Edward Cullen in their dreams. And yes, even boys can live a twilife.
Pranav Mehta: So today I totally like read the entire Twilight series - even though I read it 18 times already. While doing this, I had, like, my meals with a Twilight fork. In the morning I had red koolaid with Bella-O's and Edward-stamped toast. After my long day I went to bed in my, like, tight-fitting Twilight shirt that was little girl size. I laid my head upon a pillow showing Bella and Edward kissing. I had a wet dream, like, about Edward.
Dakota: Damn, douche, you're living a twilife.
twilife by HiiiaslPLZiloveu November 3, 2009

Twilizer 

A flaming homo type person usually found in serious Garrys Mod RP servers.
Dude, I wanted to play Left 4 Dead 2 but we only have 3 people!" "I know, all my friends are being total Twilizers.
Twilizer by aihrwbhk November 22, 2010

chocolate twilizer 

Blowing someone after they completed anal sex with a robbed condom. Safety First!!
After Lem took a trip down the chocolate highway her gave her a chocolate twilizer . You know safety first.

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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