The art of dropping something you shouldn't have been holding in the first place.
"don't twiddle-derp the punch bowl, Steven, you're quite drunk."
by Godd'm June 8, 2019
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The act of wiggling a foreign object up the male pee hole for pleasure. Usually done to one’s self.
She likes to watch him jerk off while she does the Sunday crossword, but gets annoyed when he goes all twiddle monkey with the pencil eraser she’s using.
by The radio dude November 24, 2021
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The state of our mind when the brain stem attempts to disconnect from the body to ascend into a state in which your life turns into a solid cube of matter being able to be consumed to let them take over your body
I tried to twiddle Twirl to take over my girlfriend's body, but she just ain't into eating mah soul.
by Xx_CatDecomposer_xX December 18, 2017
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to rub your index and thumb together against a chin beard, also to twiddle another person is a curse, and the creator of the twiddle was the Twiddler.
i just twiddled you. oh shit man how could you just twiddle me like that? Yea i saw it just twiddling evily.
by Geezy aka Spiderman February 12, 2009
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Is a sexual male who lacks the nessisary interpersonal skill set to actually get laid.
Ex. Look at that twiddle dink playing with his knob...again!
by mspanks204 December 27, 2016
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