Twetin 

A mix between a Cretin (brainless stupid person) and Twonk (meaningless person) only to be used in most abusive conversations for the rarest and most annoying human beings.

Greg "Hey have you seen that Bronagh one she's more than a twonk and a cretin"
Ryan "She's a twetin"

Twetin by BroJosef January 19, 2012

tweeting 

(Archaic) Stabbing a hooker.

"Remember the old days when tweeting meant stabbing a hooker?"

tweeting by reibmag October 21, 2019

Free Range Tweeting 

Covertly authoring an unflattering or self-deprecating message on another individual's Twitter account via mobile device that has been left unattended.

Matt left his iPhone laying on the table in the lounge and Scott decided to do some free range tweeting by posting a message to all Matt's followers about how he really loves still living with his parents at the age of 30.

Free Range Tweeting by brueckj23 March 16, 2012

tweetin' 

(v.) To suck your own cock

Sean: "Hey Kevin, did you know there is no word for sucking your own cock?"

Kevin: "Nah bro, it's called tweetin'"

tweetin' by Ass Masterz December 6, 2009

Tweetin 

(v.) To suck your own cock

Sean: "Hey Kevin, did you know there is no word for sucking your own cock?"

Kevin: "Nah bro, it's called tweetin"

Tweetin by Ass Masterz December 1, 2009

tweeting 

(v.) To suck your own cock

Sean: "Hey Kevin, did you know there is no word for sucking your own cock?"

Kevin: "Nah bro, it's called tweeting"

tweeting by Da Ass Master December 7, 2009

twentington

That's numberwang!

Simon: "Twentington"
Host: "That's numberwang!"

twentington by mp3yt0n November 3, 2019