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past tense of "tweet," as in "to update your twitter account"
Person 1: When'd you last tweet?
Person 2: I twet about 45 minutes agotw
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Name of a slap given over the internet using a instant messenging service or forum. Thought to be made from the combination of Twat and Net.
John was well pissing me off last night moanin about his new girl, so I just gave him a twet and told him to dump her.
by MikeRe October 27, 2007
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