2 definitions by MikeRe

To masturbate extremely fast. This term can only be used with a male. Female term would be "schlickity schlick schlick."
Maurice, what is your favorite activity?

Why, of course, fappity fap fapping!
by MikeRe November 22, 2013
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Name of a slap given over the internet using a instant messenging service or forum. Thought to be made from the combination of Twat and Net.
John was well pissing me off last night moanin about his new girl, so I just gave him a twet and told him to dump her.
by MikeRe October 28, 2007
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