Twazzled 

To be extremeley drunk; twisted

"Damn girl i went to the club and got twazzled off them long island iced teas"

Twazzled by Foxy B. March 2, 2005

twizzledick

word used to describe someone whose name you don't want to say out loud, for someone you feel contempt for or someone who you find to be worthless and a waste of good oxygen.

Tony G: I really need help with this equipment.
Jim C: I know a guy, but he works for that twizzledick. The job up the street.
Tony G: ??

Tony G: Oh, you mean Bruce?
Jim C: That's him.
Tony G: You're right, he is. I'll give that twizzledick a call.

twizzledick by Mark Louis Webb January 7, 2011

twizzled 

Confused or unable to decide.
Was used in the Artisoft LANtastic networking software to indicate the network was unable to decide which network adapter to use.

From the LANtastic Networking software: "Net BIOS is twizzled"

twizzled by maniakaz December 5, 2011

twizzle twazzler 

A person with goofy or random qualities.

Brian is a total twizzle twazzler

twizzle twazzler by IzekieliGonagus January 18, 2015

twazzle life 

A group of friends who gets saucy together

Look at them boyz sauced up them boyz twazzle life , aka direcktionz , banga and breeze

twazzle life by NanDaMan April 20, 2017

Twazzler 

Polite way of calling someone a twat, used where situations prevent the use of a profanity.

Hey Andy, that Maurice is such a twazzler!

Twazzler by Marek Pattle December 28, 2008

Twazzle

To use a public washroom inside of a high school, more precisely a catholic school. To pleasure yourself with the use of masturbation. The twazzle has only been spotted twice! Many users of the twazzle do not believe it is wrong.

When J.A.H had to really really do it! The twazzle takes place on the holyest of days.

Twazzle by Twizzle Twazzle November 24, 2006